Are you an addict looking for an excuse to use? Are you an addict who is seeking a rehab center with the least credentialed staff and most unstructured program? Or maybe you or just an addict who is looking for a daily schedule of nonstop arts and crafts to distract you from working on your inner conflicts. If so, you have met your match: New Directions For Women, or Nude Erections For Women as the patients and alumni affectionately refer to it as. If you are an addict that fits any of the aforementioned criteria, here are several reasons New Directions just might be "the one": 1. Severely understaffed, NDFW will ensure you get the least amount of individual attention. Also, going to AA meetings on a consistent basis is out of the question. 2. Although it claims all therapists have Masters, some retain no 4 year college degree. 3. Arts and Crafts around the clock 4. If a patient tests dirty, she is not garunteed to be expelled from the program